Amazing Ass for Mr. Soxx
Zach Galifianakis and Ken Jeong in 1998
A two-man wolfpack.
This is the best LEGO video game version of Breaking Bad you’ll see today, or forever
What if Breaking Bad were a LEGO video game? It would probably look something like this and I’d have a giant boner forever because of it.
Chorus: Smaug the terrible dragon doesn’t live by the sea
He lives in a stolen horde of gold bringing pain and misery
Little hobbit Bilbo baggins Liked all is stuff
But that didn’t stop him from running off with 13 dwarves that are tough
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Together they would travel too the lonely mountain so tall
If they learn to trust in a hobbit they might live through it all
Noble Elfs and other dwarves wouldn’t give them any aid
Too go it alone was all the dwarves of the iron hills said
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The dragon lies in waiting in erebor
All he wants is to sleep in gold what a fucking boar
One night it happened shot a luckily arrow to his heart
He fell out of the sky, fell down to earth and let out a terrible fart
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His head hack off in triumph he bother the dwarves no more
The dwarves had finally reclaimed their home of erebor
The hobbit bilbo Baggins Had a tale or two too tell
He returned to the shire with tales of how the terrible dragon fell
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